Jonathan Dufour

When I met you, you were totally sweet,

Always smiling, cuddling up next to me,

Now feels different from when those feelings were felt.

Guess you're just another notch on my belt.

The act is done now you're just zipping up,

The sex was good, you were a whole lot of fun,

Guess this is not what that you were looking for,

So go out and find your perfect match of a whore,

All men are the same,

Love is not a game,

All men are to blame,

For the negative fame,

All the men can just suck it,

Played me like a puppet,

Hurt me like a bullet,

You know what just fuck it,

We'll still be friends, but I won't call you again,

We won't hang out because I think your insane,

You like strange things that just kind of creep me out,

And now I know what that you're all about.

I say I've got some baggage, but you're like an airport,

Luggage of sex, drugs and all the things of that sort,

I say I've got some problems, I'm resolving my issues,

I wonder what it's like to spend a day in your shoes.

All men are the same,

Love is not a game,

All men are to blame,

For the negative fame,

All the men can just suck it,

Played me like a puppet,

Hurt me like a bullet,

You know what, just fuck it

Screwing other guys like it's some sort of game,

Slept with him, then him, then good ol' what's his name,

I just have to say, you have some big shoes to fill,

I've had enough now we're just standing still,

I'm not going to try because I don't give a shit,

You used me up now I'm calling it quits,

We're not a match so don't try anymore,

I never would've guessed what that you had in store,

All men are the same,

Love is not a game,

All men are to blame,

For the negative fame,

All the men can just suck it,

Played me like a puppet,

Hurt me like a bullet,

You know what just fuck it

When I met you, you were totally sweet,

Always smiling, cuddling up next to me,

Now feels different from when those feelings were felt.

Guess you're just another notch on my belt.

Older man looked like he was twenty seven,

Chiselled chin, had the looks of a perfect ten,

Sweetest guy that God ever could have sent,

This guy was the modern day Clark Kent,

A bit of grey just speckled in his beard,

A little wrinkle over there and over here,

Gave me smiles that stretched from ear to ear

Men are like wine, they get better every year,

This guy was a total silver fox,

A little country and a little bit of rock,

This guy has the skills to crack my lock,

Like a gun, I am gonna need a cock,

Take me home and pinn me to the wall,

Take it outside in the middle of the fall,

In the bed, on the floor, in the bathroom stall,

I don't care how it's given, I will take it all,

Once we're done he sparks a cigarette,

Best guy that I've ever slept with yet,

Drives me home in his black and white corvette,

Holds me up for another date to set

This guy was a total silver fox,

A little country and a little bit of rock,

This guy has the skills to crack my lock,

Like a gun, I am gonna need a cock,

My mama used to tell me

Be careful what you say

Cause life is one big ball of shit

That just doesn't go away

My father used to hit me

To teach me wrong from right

Now the good Lord ran my days

But the devil drove my nights

I turned corrupted, bad to the bone

The day I moved out on my own

Made some choices, mainly bad ones

Before I know it everything's wrong

I need some help, I've got to get it

Before I start drifting off this planet

I took a strole down memory lane

And found my answer through Mary Jane

She calmed me down, let me breathe

Choked me up and brought me peace

Cleared my mind, cleared my soul

Keeps me going till I'm nice and old

Mary Jane she speaks to me

When stress is on the brain, cleared magically

Don't worry about me cause now I got it

With her in my heart I feel high as a rocket

I need some help, I've got to get it

Before I start drifting off this planet

I took a strole down memory lane

And found my answer through Mary Jane

I could survive, the rest of my days,

Just thinking of you

Have my food deprived, found dehydrated,

My mind is awake, my body is mute

But now it's too late, I'm gone still thinking of you

If memory serves in forgetting the worst

And thinking the best when you're dealing with a curse

Your essence now fuels on those memories

Of you and them together as you dreamed

Tangled in thier arms, basking in thier warmth,

Tasting their lips and loving back and forth

Keeping them safe, nestled in your arms

Then falling asleep until the sound of the alarm

And once you awake, you don't wan't to move

Until the dawning sound of the twelve bells of noon

And once you think of it, you scoot in closer

To that gorgeous angel

You call your lover

I could survive, the rest of my days,

Just thinking of you

Have my food deprived, found dehydrated,

My mind is awake, my body is mute

But now it's too late, I'm gone still thinking of...